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Tøxen's School is a former school in Køge, Denmark. Its building from 1859 in Nørregade is listed.

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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

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